O Hayfever, why do you torture me so?

My nostrils are blocked up

All the way up to Timbuktu!

The sniffling doesn’t stop

I keep saying ‘Atishoo’

I know I should be happy

Afterall, springtime is here

But I feel so crappy

And wish the flowers weren’t here!

The constant sneezing,

Itchy, dry and tingly eyes

The tension in my head is squeezing

My brain cells to the skies

I just can’t get enough sleep
Cos I toss and turn all night in bed
Everyone needs a good night’s sleep
But not with such pressure in the head


Count yourself very lucky
If you never have to worry about Hayfever,
Go ahead, be happy-go-lucky
Cos you don’t have to take an allergy reliever!

O Hayfever, why do you torture me so?
Am I your friend or foe?
All I want is a good night’s rest
It would take quite a load off my chest!