Did anyone ever sign up for Cloud Girlfriend?
Here's a post I did on it a while back.
Just asking.....
Saturday, 21 January 2012
Friday, 20 January 2012
Thursday, 19 January 2012
REPOST - What's your relationship status?
He checks on her every 5 minutes
Perpetually aware of her every movement
He’s never more than a foot away from her
And when she’s not with him, he feels bereft
He loves it whenever she talks to him
Excitedly absorbing the messages she relays
He gets paranoid when she’s too quiet
And he panics that she's unwell and unable to communicate
Holding her close is his signature stance
It's a fatal attraction - him to her charm
Ever so often, he buys her new toys
More things to make her, more fun and engaging
His whole life revolves around her reactions
Agonisingly waiting for her to give him a glance
Depression sets in when she makes no contact
He feels all alone, without a friend in the world
It’s a sad relationship between this guy and his ....... phone – right?
Wait a second, you didn’t think I was talking about a lovesick teenager / stalker / wierdo – did you?
Or was I??
What's your relationship with your phone?
Wednesday, 18 January 2012
Project Management and Delivery at its best!
The geeks amongst you will understand this!
Tuesday, 17 January 2012
Letter to the CEO of Zumba
In an ideal world (one where I am in the present for starters, and certainly not dreaming!), here's the letter I would send to Beto - the Zumba Creator
Dear Alberto Perez,
I thought I should contact you and let you know of a brilliant new business opportunity which I strongly believe will be well worth your time.
Zumba has been extremely successful in recent years and this has been primarily due to the fun nature of the routine - providing remarkable results for your customers in a fun and relaxed setting.
As you know, Janet Jackson is on Nutrisystem, Mariah Carey is on Jenny Craig and Jennifer Hudson believes in Weightwatchers. These are all your competitors.
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I thought I should contact you and let you know of a brilliant new business opportunity which I strongly believe will be well worth your time.
Zumba has been extremely successful in recent years and this has been primarily due to the fun nature of the routine - providing remarkable results for your customers in a fun and relaxed setting.
As you know, Janet Jackson is on Nutrisystem, Mariah Carey is on Jenny Craig and Jennifer Hudson believes in Weightwatchers. These are all your competitors.
You probably already know Beyonce Knowles Carter (popularly known as Beyonce). She's an American songwriter, singer, actress and record producer. She is also a fantastic dancer, as you can see from any of her music videos. (Single Ladies is one of my favourites!)
Beyonce is married to JayZ (Shawn Corey Carter), who is an American rapper, entrepreneur and record producer. The couple recently had a baby girl and I am pretty sure that she would be considering some fitness options to maintain her stunning public persona. (This is customary behavior with celebrities, as they seem to be on a mission to get back to pre-baby weight in the shortest time possible)
Now whilst I am not sure if Mrs Carter has opted for producing her own fitness DVD - as many of her fellow celebrities have done after having a baby - I do believe that contacting her to get her support for your product offerings and your brand, will open up some new business channels for you and your organisation. (Madonna and Jennifer Lopez are already huge followers and their stage performance style is very similar to Mrs Carter's, hence my suggestion)
Your colorful costumes and highly intricate, intense and sexy dance steps (reminiscent of Beyonce's music videos), is what leads me to the conclusion that this partnership will be a great business opportunity for both of you.
I would love to be of assistance in any way, should you need to draft a marketing strategy for this new venture.
Sincerely,
The Globetrotting Executive
Monday, 16 January 2012
What do these 3 have in common?
What do these 3 celebrities have in common?
Any ideas....No....Ok....I'll get you out of your misery.
They're all promoting one weight-loss program or another.
Janet is on Nutrisystem
Mariah is on Jenny Craig
Jennifer believes in Weightwatchers
Now I have to say, green goddess of envy aside, these ladies look absolutely amazing!
Which brings me to my muse of the day - I wonder which product Blue Ivy Carter's mum will endorse? (Beyonce is Blue Ivy Carter's mum, by the way)
Some celebrities prefer to launch their own fitness DVDs (Jessica Simpson, Cher, Jordan, Elle McPherson, Geri Halliwell....and the list goes on), so that could be a possibility for Beyonce.
This route seems a fairly simple way to show off the stunning bodies that these celebrities have worked very hard to attain with the help of their nutritionist, fitness instructor/personal trainer, personal chefs, private doctors and all the other personal staff that us mere mortals cannot afford, whilst making some brisk money on the side. (So we buy the DVDs believing that following the instructions on each DVD, religiously for 30 minutes each day will get us the same svelte bodies that they have. Hmmm..)
Not sure which way Beyonce wants to play this, as I'm sure there are still lots of products she could endorse out there, but my only suggestion would be for the Zumba guys contact her ASAP. Somehow, with the colorful costumes and highly intricate, intense and sexy dance steps (pretty similar to her music videos anyway!), that certainly seems well up her street - no?!
Sunday, 15 January 2012
Because He lives
Have a great Sunday!
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